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Gasoline is higher then Flava Flave on crack!
Hey why don't you whine about it and maybe that'll get things changed!  Or better yet, exercise your atrophied democracy finger and vote for someone who wants to control the profits of businesses.  As good as it sounds to have cheaper gas, if you really think about it, when government is controlling business, that's teetering dangerously close to something called SOCIALISM!  I know I didn't watch my favorite actors die face down in the mud in World War II movies just to have those dirty Reds sneaking their manifestos back into the public conscience.  Plus if you really want to get mad at something, go to your local BP station and stare at the sticker on the gas pumps that say "contain 10% ethanol".  When your done getting your expensive, yuppie gas that costs half of what they pay overseas, go into the grocery store and realize how ethanol has affected the whole food industry.  We need food more than gasoline, complain about that, I'm tired of hearing people complain about gas prices.
 
Hillary was asked to drop out and here was her response.
"My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don't understand it."
Ok so she's not dropping out because she wants to see if assassins want to have a June meeting and have their say in the election???  Am I really reading this right?
 
Hillary supporters
There are many Hillary supporters, newscasters, and organization leaders claiming the only reason Hillary is loosing is because she's a woman.  I said this many months ago, if Hillary gets the nomination then it's because people were racist towards Barack.  If Barack gets it, it was only because people are sexist towards Hillary.  Now that the prediction has come true, the best part is the ignorant Hillary voters are now vowing not to vote for Barack, and they are making this public which is also influencing the other Hillary ignoramuses.  Sounds good to me, I personally wish all ignorant people wouldn't vote.
 
Barack sees ghosts
Barack has revealed his sixth sense to the world.  Just when you thought he couldn't get any better than he already is (we think) he is now able to see dead people.  No I don't mean like the kid in the movie, he was seeing them while giving a speech on memorial day...and I quote.
"On this Memorial Day, as our Nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in...in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
I'm not sure Barack even knows what Memorial day is for, or what patriotism is.  His idea of patriotism is a world where people have no responsibilities of their own, or where there were absolutely no consequences for making a mistake somewhere in life.  'Oh he charged 50% of his yearly income in credit card bills...lets have the government pay it off for him, I wouldn't want him eating Oodles of Noodles for the next couple months while he got himself out of the mess he created!'

Skydiver/record setter
A French skydiver is going to attempt to break the record for the highest sky dive.  If he succeeds he'll actually break 4 total records.  Fastest free fall, Highest jump, longest free fall, and highest altitude reached by a man in a balloon as he goes 25 miles up and jumps out.  This guy sounds like a Hillary supporter.
http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=080526022650.xuhfbyai&show_article=1
 
Allergic to Wi-Fi
There's a group of people in Santa Fe claiming that putting Wi-Fi in public places is discriminatory because people like him are "allergic" to wireless signals like Wi-Fi and Cell phones.  Now I know that some crackpot scientists will still try to claim that cell phones cause brain tumors and can result in explosions at the gas pumps due to completely random, and highly unlikely sparkage, but I've yet to see it just like I've yet to see anyone with an allergic reaction to wifi.  Until they can prove lab rats are getting tumors from talking on the phone, and not force fed artificial sweeteners, then I'm still going to continue to assume the jack ass with a supposed allergic reaction to wifi has got a deeper rooted disorder probably related to Japanese anime seizures and a lack of infant breast feeding.  Seriously people, find something more important to plague your life.
 
Even our money discriminates!
The Court of Appeals upheld a decision from a lower courts that says all paper money in the united states being the same size and dimensions is discriminatory towards blind people.  So now it is required that the treasury department change all our cash around to reflect this ruling.  I've got an idea, save the entire taxpaying US some money and get a debit card!  (go ahead and say it "Oh how insensitive Andy!")
 
Apple hopping on the bandwagon
Apple might be trying to make an iphone that can be charged by being left in the sun.  Either they're trying to get hippies to buy phones made for business men ("the man"), or they are trying to add one more thing to go wrong.  Either way, ridiculous!
http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article4015809.ece


Someone else trying to convince Al Gore to debate on global warming
http://www.earthtimes.org/articles/show/208338,czech-president-klaus-ready-to-debate-gore-on-climate-change.html

National 55mph speed limit
http://blog.wired.com/cars/2008/05/with-gas-prices.html
 
How much do the democrats cost you at the pump?
http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2008/05/how_much_have_the_democrats_co.html
 
 
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. -Robert Orben
 
"When Government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves" -George Pataki

"If Pro is the opposite of Con, then is Progress the opposite of Congress?"  -Unknown


Andy Brady
Andy@Kabliga.com



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